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HOW YOU MAKE LIFE HAPPY WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ?
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
2:52 ص |
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HOW YOU MAKE LIFE HAPPY WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ?
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
2:51 ص |
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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll prove his performance.
The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.
8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll prove his performance.
The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.
8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
2:50 ص |
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2:35 ص |
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- Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
- Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
- If we're in each other's DREAMS, we can be together all the time.
- As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, I m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
- In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite
- Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen I close my eyes I c u!
- Ur only mine wen I dream.wen I wake I wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes I want u!
- If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true I woudnt b here id b wid u. Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But u'll always remain in my heart!
- Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause I could`nt find a better friend like u!
- What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.
- When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.
4:16 ص |
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When the cat is a way the mice play
ان غاب القط العب يا فار
Walls have ears
الجدران ليها ودان
Union is strength
الاتحاد قوه
The more you see the less you know
اللى يعيش ياما يشوف
Time is money
الوقت من ذهب
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones
اللى بيته من زجاج ميرميش الناس بالحجاره
There is no rose without a thorn
مفيش حلاوه من غير نار
The way to the man's heart is through his stomach
أقرب طريق لقلب الراجل معدته
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
العين قصيره والأيد بصيره
The darkest hour is that before the dawn
ما ضاقت الا أما فرجت
(بعد العسر يسر)
Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear
اللى يخاف من العرفيت يطلعله
Love is blind
الحب أعمى
Like father like son
هذا الشبل من ذاك الأسد
Life is sweet
الدنيا حلوه
Laugh and the world laughes
اضحك للدنيا تضحكلك
Knowledge is power
العلم نور
It is no use crying over the spilt milk
لا تبكى على اللبن المسكوب
Hunger is the best sauce
الجعان بياكل الزلط
History repeats itself
الزمن بيعيد نفسه
He laughs best who laughs last
الشاطر اللى يضحك فى الاّخر
Half a loaf is better than no bread
نص العما ولا العما كله
Grasp all lose all
الطمع يقل ما جمع
God helps them who help themselves
يد الله مع الجماعه
Forbidden fruit is sweet
الممنوع مرغوب
Constant dropping wears away a stone
خد من التل يختل
Cleanliness is next to godliness
النظافه من الايمان
Charity begins at home
الأقربون أولى بالمعروف
Blood is thicker than water
عمر الدم ميبقى ميه
Birds of feather flock together
الطيور على أشكالها تقع
Better an open enemy than false friend
عدو تعرفه خير من صديق لا تعرفه
Beggars can not be choosers
الفقراء ليس لهم حق الأختيار
All is not gold that glitters
ليس كل ما يلمع ذهب
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
ابعد حبه تزيد محبه
A tree is known by it's fruit
الجواب يتعرف من عنوانه
A soft answer turneth a way wrath
الكلمة الطيبه صدقه
A secret between more than two is not secret
السر لو كان بين أكتر من اتنين ميبقاش سر
A penny saved is a penny gained
القرش الأبيض ينفع فى اليوم الأسود
A man can not serve two masters
صاحب بالين كداب
A man can do no more than he can
اذا أردت أن تطاع فأمر بما يستطاع
A fox is not taken twice in the same snare
المؤمن لا يلدغ من جحر مرتين
A straw a drowning man will clutch
الغرقان يتعلق بقشايه
A cock crows on his own dunghill
بره البيت أسد وجوه البيت نعامه
A cat has nine lives
القط بسبع أرواح
A burnt child dreads fire
اللى اتلسع من الشوربه ينفخ فى الزبادى
A bird in the hand worth ten in the bush
عصفور فى اليد خير من عشره على الشجره
A bad Workman Blames His Tools
الشاطره تغزل برجل حمار
ان غاب القط العب يا فار
Walls have ears
الجدران ليها ودان
Union is strength
الاتحاد قوه
The more you see the less you know
اللى يعيش ياما يشوف
Time is money
الوقت من ذهب
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones
اللى بيته من زجاج ميرميش الناس بالحجاره
There is no rose without a thorn
مفيش حلاوه من غير نار
The way to the man's heart is through his stomach
أقرب طريق لقلب الراجل معدته
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
العين قصيره والأيد بصيره
The darkest hour is that before the dawn
ما ضاقت الا أما فرجت
(بعد العسر يسر)
Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear
اللى يخاف من العرفيت يطلعله
Love is blind
الحب أعمى
Like father like son
هذا الشبل من ذاك الأسد
Life is sweet
الدنيا حلوه
Laugh and the world laughes
اضحك للدنيا تضحكلك
Knowledge is power
العلم نور
It is no use crying over the spilt milk
لا تبكى على اللبن المسكوب
Hunger is the best sauce
الجعان بياكل الزلط
History repeats itself
الزمن بيعيد نفسه
He laughs best who laughs last
الشاطر اللى يضحك فى الاّخر
Half a loaf is better than no bread
نص العما ولا العما كله
Grasp all lose all
الطمع يقل ما جمع
God helps them who help themselves
يد الله مع الجماعه
Forbidden fruit is sweet
الممنوع مرغوب
Constant dropping wears away a stone
خد من التل يختل
Cleanliness is next to godliness
النظافه من الايمان
Charity begins at home
الأقربون أولى بالمعروف
Blood is thicker than water
عمر الدم ميبقى ميه
Birds of feather flock together
الطيور على أشكالها تقع
Better an open enemy than false friend
عدو تعرفه خير من صديق لا تعرفه
Beggars can not be choosers
الفقراء ليس لهم حق الأختيار
All is not gold that glitters
ليس كل ما يلمع ذهب
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
ابعد حبه تزيد محبه
A tree is known by it's fruit
الجواب يتعرف من عنوانه
A soft answer turneth a way wrath
الكلمة الطيبه صدقه
A secret between more than two is not secret
السر لو كان بين أكتر من اتنين ميبقاش سر
A penny saved is a penny gained
القرش الأبيض ينفع فى اليوم الأسود
A man can not serve two masters
صاحب بالين كداب
A man can do no more than he can
اذا أردت أن تطاع فأمر بما يستطاع
A fox is not taken twice in the same snare
المؤمن لا يلدغ من جحر مرتين
A straw a drowning man will clutch
الغرقان يتعلق بقشايه
A cock crows on his own dunghill
بره البيت أسد وجوه البيت نعامه
A cat has nine lives
القط بسبع أرواح
A burnt child dreads fire
اللى اتلسع من الشوربه ينفخ فى الزبادى
A bird in the hand worth ten in the bush
عصفور فى اليد خير من عشره على الشجره
A bad Workman Blames His Tools
الشاطره تغزل برجل حمار
7:42 ص |
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- I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place...
- A special smile a special face.a special someone I cant replace.i luv u I always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
- have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I\\'d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
- A special smile a special face, a special someone I cant replace.i luv u I always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
- Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! :P
- i luv ur eyes I luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways I adore ur style. Wot can I say?ur 1of a kind & ur alwayz on ma mind!
- True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!
- feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, there is a spark and this flame lights up, this flame is special for me and 4 u 2, because it only happens wen I am wid u and also because I LOVE YOU!
- That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
- i may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not be able to reach u coz we\\'re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone I really miss and care about.
7:40 ص |
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- rose are red and voilets are blue. I say I love u...wont u say u love me to?
- roses are red, violets are blue, a kippers a fish, dat smell like you, lets not despair,lets live in hope,dat one day ull discover soap
- Roses r red Voilets r blue but 2 hell wiv da colors cause I really luv u
- roses r red, poppys r 2, but ill do anything 2 b with you
- Red r red, violets r blue l luv chocolate more than u!!
- Roses r red, Violets r blue, God made me pretty, but wat happend 2 u!
- roses are red voilet are blue, someone like you, belongs in a zoo, dont be mad dont be blue, frankenstein was ugly to
- Roses r red, sky lights r blue! Love is a drug and i'm addicted 2 u
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... ...But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you
- Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you. And so are they That send you this And when we meet We'll have a kiss.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue Happy Valentine's Day From a friend -- guess who?
7:09 ص |
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- You remain my world, happiness and joy. Always be my valentine.
- You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.
- I am so happy we met! Will you be my Valentine? Love
- You are my angel sent from Heaven above. Happy valentines day
- Thanks for your patience, your loving words, your kindness, your friendship. Love you loads and will always do. Be my valentine.
- Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go. Love you always.
- Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch I long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby \"I LOVE U\"
- When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!
- baby I have an addiction problem.people say I shud go to rehab but I always tell the m I dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU
- May this Valentine's Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear
- Think of me, you know that i'd be with you if I could, I'll come around to see you once in a while or if I ever neeed a reason to smile, And spend the night if you think I should... Happy Valentine's Day!
6:42 ص |
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A great idea. Each letter on the 'cards' has been hand pressed aswell!
Card for a marriage counsellor.
A great way to hide the fact you are looking for jobs from your boss!
A personal trainer's business card.